Nerf Ultra Championship

The first solo
Nerf Champion

Hasbro flew a field of competitors to New York to launch a new blaster and crown a champion. I won it, took home ten thousand dollars and a golden blaster, and then could not tell a soul for three months.

$10,000

Prize for first place

1 of 1

Golden Nerf blaster

3 months

Under a non-disclosure agreement

The lit stage at the 2019 Nerf Ultra Championship in New York, with competitors in yellow jackets
The stage in New York, October 2019.
The ten thousand dollar prize cheque made out to Jared "Mr Nerf" Guynes
The golden Nerf Ultra blaster awarded to the champion

How it went

Nerf built the event around the launch of the Ultra One, so they invited a field of competitors and ran a bracket for a title nobody had ever held, because there had never been a solo Nerf champion before. I had spent that year training for it and lost sixty pounds getting ready.

It came down to three of us. Aaron Esser, Frank Cooper and me, in a sudden-death round where whoever hit the most targets took it. I hit the most targets.

The strange part came afterward. The result was under embargo, so I flew home a champion and told nobody until January, when the news finally broke in my own hometown paper. Six weeks after that I was back at AT&T Stadium running the fifth Epic Nerf Battle.

My own recap, filmed the night it happened and held back until the embargo lifted.

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