2001-2003
Milk My Cow
An early internet humor site run by a crew of friends.
MilkMyCow.com ran from 2001 until it officially ended in 2003, written by a group of friends who called themselves the Moo Crew.
The story
Twenty years of
bad ideas that worked
None of this was a plan. It was a car forum, then a party that got out of hand, then a tornado, then a stadium full of people throwing foam at each other. Here is roughly how it went.
2005
Rice Killer
A car community that grew to 20,000 members and threw some of the biggest meets in Texas.
Started March 2005 after buying a 1999 Camaro SS convertible. RICE stood for Radically Immature Car Enthusiast. Monster Energy sponsored the car in 2006.
2014
The Epic Party
Crowdfunded a $90,000 30th birthday party with Vanilla Ice, a DeLorean and the Ninja Turtles.
Covered by USA Today, CBS DFW and Texas Monthly.
2016
The first Blaster Battle
Built a tornado relief fundraiser that turned into a Guinness World Record and an annual event.
March 12, 2016 at AT&T Stadium. 2,289 people. Benefited Rebuild Rowlett and the Garland Tornado Relief Fund.
2016
Jared's Master Class
A six-hour class on social media and paid ads, taught to small business owners in person.
Still running, now at learnwithjared.com.
2016
Water wells in Ghana
Used his audience to fund clean water wells in Ateiku, Ghana, then flew out to see them built.
WFAA interviewed him about it in December 2016.
2019
Hasbro Play-Doh Wall of Fame
Inducted at New York Toy Fair for the blaster battle work.
February 19, 2019.
2019
First solo Nerf Champion
Won the inaugural Nerf Ultra Championship in New York, then couldn't tell anyone for three months.
October 1, 2019. $10,000 and a golden blaster.
2020
Nerf Challenge Los Angeles Championship
Won the Nerf Challenge Los Angeles Championship and the $5,000 prize that came with it.
January 4, 2020, three months after the Ultra Championship in New York.
2022-2023
The battle goes national
Took the blaster battle to SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles, Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis and Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta.
Eight sold-out AT&T Stadium events by early 2023.
2024
Dad's Camaro
Spent three years secretly restoring the 1967 Camaro his father sold for diaper money, then gave it back.
Surprised Earl Guynes at his 65th birthday. Ran on Good Morning America, CBS News and NBC.
2026
Jared's Epic Free Corndog Day
Spent casino winnings on a thousand dollars of free corn dogs in Bridge City, Texas. The city made it an official day.
Covered twice by The Record Newspapers, July 2026.
2026
The Floor
Competing on Season 6 of FOX's The Floor, the Season of Champions.
Season premiere Wednesday, September 23, 2026 at 8/7c on FOX. Hosted by Rob Lowe, with Jared listed from Rockwall, Texas as the Nerf Ultra Championship winner.
That is the short version
The records have their own page, and so does the championship that got me onto The Floor. Everything a reporter has written about any of it is on the press page.
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